Who Am I? Blog

            I, Matt Burt, am a forefront person. I have the ability to project confidence when speaking to a crowd. I know how to get to the point, and do not have to read from a script when giving a speech. I am a quick thinker, giving me the ability to answer questions when put on the spot. However, when it comes to planning, I am quite useful behind the scenes. I am creative and a skilled writer. I can write moving speeches when given a sufficient amount of time. My ability to think deeply lets me view situations from the perspectives of others. I can decide what is best for a group of people through my excellent insight into their minds.

            I work well under pressure. My voluminous discipline nails my focus to the task at hand, like the legs of a chair to the seat that supports this magnificent country. My attention is unwavering when challenged to complete an assignment. You can count on me, like 1-2-3.

            A good magician never reveals his secret. You will never know how I use creative and analytical thinking skills to complete a job. Just kidding, here’s my secret:

1. Being simple minded provides a palate of opportunity to colour your canvas with interesting perspectives on how to complete your given task.
2. By analysing your situation with your palate of opportunities (see step one) you may easily solve any given task. Believe.
3. Now, to answer the question of how to use creative and analytic thinking skills, you must follow these steps:
1. Never use the first idea that appears upon your canvas.
2. Remember that you must always avoid answering the question directly. Being sarcastic is a must.
3. If you are not sure what the question is asking, be prepared to ramble and make lists of instructions.
4. For example:

                    i. If you refer to my earlier list, a.k.a. the number 1, which can be found directly before my list of instructions involving letters.